Creating Lauren Alexander

Are women quicker to forgive

It just dawned on me that Men have a really hard time forgiving us women, a woman will be with a man for years and during those yearz!!!!!!!!!! he would have cheated on her 50 times, she found out 10 of the times, but she forgives him all the time and moves on. Im speaking from personal experience a woman cheats on her boyfriend/husband and he may beat the fuck out of and still leave her and be so bitter towards her he’s like a woman scorned, he may even publish her nude photos! (lol)

Now ive never been beaten or any of that drama,a dn even if I were i wouldnt tell you, but I was in a relationship once where my boyfriend was convinced that  I was cheating on him and he still hates me, not that i give a fuck but oh well.

All im saying is if we can forgive ur sorry asses you should forgive us! especially when all we were doing was talking and texting somkeone who actually listens to us on the phone.

Boys please don't!

Ok Im always telling girls when they should run and what they should do and shouldnt do, so because i believe in equality I decided I would do a list for the boys too. (yeah everybody clap their hands and look at each other and smile and say wow!)

(1) If we suggest watching a movie, take us to the movies don’t say you have the dvd at home. (Unless we say we wanna watch the dvd at home)

(2) Do not take a girl you just met yesterday home with you, what the fuck what if her friends are burgulars? Gosh man you dnt even know her, slow the fuck down.

(3) Please don’t ask me if im Bisexual or if i’m into girls, you tactless son of bitch!

(4) Don’t add me on facebook, then stalk me every dam day!always commenting on my status updates.

(5) Don’t ask me if I want to meet your wife, and don’t show me pictures of your ex girlfriend.( but we can burn them on the next date)

(6) Don’t tell me what’s wrong with my body unless you’re going to pay for me to get it fixed by a fucking surgeon.or over compliment me, though i would prefer that.

(7) Don’t promise me something and then don’t do it. I swear there is no fury worste than mine, when lied to.

(8) Do not tell me about your financial problems! I just don’t care, you cant afford to pay for dinner, fuck you! go sort your shit out looser.

(9) Don’t ask me to give you head and then you don’t eat p*@sy, are you crazy.

(10) No I don’t want to meet your fucking kids!

You should run when........

In case you were wondering, I know i’ve posted a couple of these but new shit keeps happening to me and i wanna tell you guys about it.

(1) You should run when you’re 22 years old he’s 56 and he says you look just like his 25 year old daughter, run, run, run

(2) You should run when he says he’s going through some stuff and he’s sorting his life out.

(3) you should run when he says he just broke up with his girlfriend two weeks ago, run and change your name.

(4) You should run when the first intimate contact he tries isn’t a kiss, but he aims for you’re nether regioms ;), run, if his first intimate act isnt a kiss then he just wants cookies without milk! aka just a random sex when he’s bored

(5) You should run when he smokes weed, men who smoke weed and take other mood altering drugs have multiple personalities, do you really wanna deal with that?

(6) You should run when he only calls you after ten on the weekends, what the hell do you look like a fucking party?

(7) You shoud run when he refers to himself as a Prince. hahahahah you should hire Usain Bolte to train you so you can run the fuck away from that one, can you say crazy?

(8) You should run when you mention going out and he says he has nothing to wear, oh my god you better run.

(9) You should run when his favorite artist is Rihanna! come on Rihanna?

(10) Most importantly you should run when, your instincts tell you to run, they are never ussually wrong.

Are the books too much???

They seem to be every where from movies to books! “He’s just not that into you”, “Why men marry bitches”, “How to act like a lady, think like a Man” and not to mention the new movie coming out “The ugly truth” starring Katherine Heigl, the girl who did “28 Dresses”.

As an avid reader and a single girl for almost forever, these books are like drugs to me and they answer questions that i always ask myself (sometimes i ask my friends too), some guy told me last nght that i was reading too many of thse stupid books and they were clouding my train of thoug
ht, by this he ment because I wouldn’t agree to a wonderful relationship with him that only included me going to his house and having sex, I know right, how could I pass up such a great opportunity?

The point I’m trying to make is, these books aren’t telling us anything we don’t know, what it’s doing is helping us by cementing the information down in brains so we never forget or allow oursleves to be used, as weapons to relieve sexual frustration, or date a guy for 10 years then he marries his 18 year old secretary.

So are the books too much, I would have to conclude that the books are not enough!

Keep posted to my blog and learn everything there is to know about what I know, which happens to be alot!

some sick pervert molests a 3year old

i just watched a vedio i recieved in my email, with a grown ass man doing all kinds of things to a threh e year old girl! I felt disgusted and I wasn’t watching it because i liked it, but becase I couldn’t believe someone would leave there daughter careless with a man!! God knows who this man is??

Im definetly investigating the case and i wont stop until i find out who this guy is and whether or not he’s being prosecuted! This asshole has this poor little girl performing oral sex on him and he’s rubbing his infected penis all over her innocent genitals, then he ejaculated on her and just left her there on her diaper chaging table!!

Gosh i have never been so sick! so if anybodu knows anything about this case please keep me informed!!