who is L A U R E N ?




  1. Hush little baby,

    When i like probably 5, maybe younger im not too sure right now, my older sister used to sing that nursery rhyme, “hush little baby don’t say a word” everybody knows it and it goes on into saying if the mocking bird don’t sing, mama is gonna buy you a diamond ring, blah blah blah. Yeah well, i used to believe every word of that song, and since she only sang it to me when i was crying and mom wasnt home, as soon as mommy dearest got home i’de be digging for the diamond ring, the rubber ducky, the mockingbird, you catch my drift. No matter how many times she sang that song to me and no matter how many times mommy dearest showed up without the stuff I still believed it.

    Whats my point?? Have you ever met a person more gullible?? I’m sitting here thinking i should change my last name to “Gullible one”.

    Did you know according to popular researches people like me are the ones that advertising agencies target. I used to buy fruit gushers because in the commercials it made the kids head blow up into big water melons or whatever fruit flavor they were eating.

    I don’t really have a point to be honest, i just amaze myself sometimes.

    xoxoxoxoxox Lauren

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