Thank you, for being a jerk
It’s the month of February and even though it’s Black history month, something i honestly think white people invented to remind us that we were once in slavery and that they still have the upper hand. I thought why not have an “Ode to Relationships” week so all of this week i will posting blogs dedicated to the relationships that work and don’t work, and if you have any stories of your own feel free to send them in.
To start off the event, I want to personally thank all the men who in the past made me cry, I look back on it today and im sooo thankful that Tony slept with that girl, god who would have known that all that shit would amount to this, im honored that you never thought I was the one, I cant think of any one I would rather be with now than the man I’m with now even when we argue i love him, in his moodiest mood I’de rather be around him than any of you.
Now I know what i felt before was not love I was just young and dumb,I can be myself around him, and I don’t have to wake up half an hour before him go brush my teeth, put makeup on or brush my hair into place, Trust me i did that for 6 months everyday with this one guy Jesus it was hard work!!
You know you love someone when you cant operate by yourself, see? i didn’t love you Tony cause I used to function better when you weren’t around, and as for that Seventh day Adventist dude, pssshhh you and your religion can meet me in hell, I have a booth with bottles of my favorite red wine.
Thanks to all the guys who had a chance with me and abused it and now you see me and you want me back, tsk tsk tsk, too late motherfucker, you’re now one of my biggest regrets.
Big up to all you Men who broke my heart cuz if you didn’t, I would probably be with one of you know, maybe even pregnant with some annoying kid running around giving me a headache. So girls when a boy brakes your heart just smile someone better is coming!!
xoxoxoxo A Silent Ode To Cookie!!! ;)
