Children Aren’t Toys
Its still Relationship week here on LaurenOLauren, and I wanted to point out that some of the best relationships don’t need children! yes I said it a lot of girls, and i’ll say the word Girls think having a baby is great and it probably is when you think about it, but contrary to what you may believe they are not toys or trends that come in and out with the time, they’re fat and smell great for 11 months after they are born and then after that they become hassles. They run around make noise and need things, I don’t know about you but i would rather be watching “will and Grace” that picking up little Mathew from football or bringing Amy to ballerina we both know she’ll never become a god dam ballerina.
You’re seeing a guy for a year and before you know it, your pregnant, well done may I award you with the badge 6Th Baby Mother. Is that really what you want? he hasn’t even moved you in yet and you’re going to give a child. Tell me now he’s already gotten the best gift a woman could give him, why, tell me why would he marry you or move you in he doesn’t have to.
Now all he has to do is move on to hopefully a smarter girl, who has better things to do with her time apart from, hmmmm i dunno give birth.
A relationship doesn’t need a child to prove that it’s working, or that you two are together, nobody needs to really know more than the both of you, and if by chance someone sees you holding hands in public, or sneak a kiss.
Children aren’t toys, they are a permanent responsibility for the rest of your life, when a man can walk away or even be missing, guess who has to stay home and be responsible, the woman, it’s our punishment from God remember that as well as the fact that we may never get an orgasm from time to time.
Do you know what a man means when he says he wants to have children with you? what he’s really saying is, “our sex life is good” nothing more nothing less, you play around with him and tell him you’re pregnant, keep up the game for 2 months if you can, I promise you’ll stop seeing him every day, and probably start seeing him once a week, if by then he doesn’t run away, changed his name and now hangs out with the Dahlia lama. Try it!!
You can be in a relationship for years and kids don’t ever have to get in the picture, if you want kids so bad, buy a cute little puppy!!
xoxoxoxo Lauren Alexander, on a mission to take over the world.
