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  1. Lady Gaga, “Telephone” ft Beyonce

    First let me start by saying I love this video!! Let me continue by saying it has nothing to do with the song, but a continuation from her video “Paparazzi” where she killed her boyfriend.

    The video can be interpreted in two ways, they can be lovers who have very controlling boyfriends who don’t appreciate them so they poison them using one of me’ns many weaknesses food. While Gaga is serving time in prison for killing her boyfriend Beyonce brakes her out and they come up with a master plan to kill Beyonce’s boyfriend.

    Now the first thing i noticed when you watch the raw uncut version of the video is lady gaga has a hell of sense of humor she pokes fun at several things the rumors relating to her having a penis as well the uncanny on point resemblance she bears to British coke head “Amy Winehouse”. One thing is evident she has lost a lot of weight and she isn’t afraid to show us, the cameo that we see to the website “lot of Fish” im guessing is a fake online dating site for Homosexuals and Lesbians, further helping viewers to come to the conclusion that they are “lesbian lovers” in the video who probably met online.

    After killing her boyfriend Gaga and Beyonce transform into some cult that kills everyone in the diner. Then Gaga and Beyonce run away together and live happily ever after, well at least until the next piece of “to be continued” comes out.

    I love it!!!

    xoxoxo Lauren Alexander, Gaga fanatic. PS this is my take on it i can be terribly wrong. Allow me to repeat this is not the king James version of the story.

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